Recently Divorced?

For whatever reason, I've had three friends recently get divorced and one friend recently share true feelings about getting divorced.

It's never easy. Even when you know it's right, it sucks. So I've come up with a list of stupid things I did in hopes it might make someone else feel a little bit better.

Here's the top ten stupid things that can happen when you get divorced (these are all from experience)
10: think you can drink like you used to
9: realize life in bars is just like life in high school--only smaller and a bit blurrier
8: believe it when some guy tells you you are hot after the third drink
7: dating online is the line you swore you'd never cross--until you do
6: feel like you failed at something
5: trip and end up in bed with someone
4: start thinking everyone's marriage is a sham
3: date younger men, like ten years younger, because they are less complicated
2: think you've hit rock bottom in how you feel about yourself only to realize you have three more months to go
1: wonder what's wrong with you